20 Ways to Get Ignored on Twitter
1. Auto DM.
2. Use a generic Twitter layout.
3. Don’t upload an avatar.
4. Make very mysterious tweets.
5. Never @reply.
6. @reply too much.
7. Talk about yourself.
8. Leave your bio empty.
9. List “social media expert” in your bio.
10. Never talk about yourself.
11. Link to something in every of your tweets.
12. Tweet sayings.
13. Write everything in CAPS.
14. Don’t bother to spellcheck.
15. Add many exclamation and question marks.
16. Try to sell something desperately.
17. Don’t follow back anyone.
18. Don’t tweet for a month.
19. Tweet more than 6 times a day.
20. Repeat yourself.
There you go 
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